Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The Things We Learned in College

1. How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path. http://emo.huhiho.com

2. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

3. What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones. http://emo.huhiho.com

4. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick. http://emo.huhiho.com

5. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese. http://emo.huhiho.com

6. What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses. http://emo.huhiho.com

7. What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.http://emo.huhiho.com

8. What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.http://emo.huhiho.com

9. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.http://emo.huhiho.com

10. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef. http://emo.huhiho.com

11. Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.http://emo.huhiho.com

12. Why are there so many Siti in the phone book?
They all have phones. http://emo.huhiho.com

13. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.http://emo.huhiho.com

14. What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office?
They're hiring. http://emo.huhiho.com

15. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka. http://emo.huhiho.com

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