1. How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
2. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
3. What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
4. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
5. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.
6. What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
7. What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.
8. What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
9. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
10. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
11. Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
12. Why are there so many Siti in the phone book?
They all have phones.
13. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
14. What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office?
They're hiring.
15. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.
pembelajaran hape aku pon xtau la...wakakakaka
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
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