The Things We Learned in College

1. How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

2. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

3. What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

4. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

5. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.

6. What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

7. What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.

8. What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.

9. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

10. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.

11. Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.

12. Why are there so many Siti in the phone book?
They all have phones.

13. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.

14. What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office?
They're hiring.

15. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.

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Interesting Facts

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.

Unspoken rules.

Terdapat beberapa undang-undang yang diterima pakai semua ketika di dalam lif. Tak tau siapa yang gubal, siapa yang debat, dan siapa yang luluskan. Tapi apabila anda menaiki lif, perhatikan senario ini pasti berlaku.

Pertama: Bila manusia masuk ke dalam perut lif secara berjemaah, nescaya majoriti akan cuba menempel ke dinding. Serta merta. Tak tahu kenapa, tapi macam best je kan bersandar. Lebih-lebih lagi di sudut kiri dan kanan.
Kedua: Tatkala manusia dah menyesuaikan diri di dalam lif, secara automatik semua akan mengadap ke pintu lif. Jarang sangat jumpa orang yang mengadap kawan untuk suatu jangka waktu yang lama.
Ketiga: Perut lif jatuh ranking ke dua dalam tempat yang paling senyap, selepas perpustakaan. Masjid jatuh nombor 3. Macam magik, bila masuk lif semua orang senyap, walaupun kesemua orang dalam tu kita kenal. Kalau nak cakap pun ringkas-ringkas je. Angkat kening, senyum-senyum, jeling-jeling.
Keempat: Tempoh masa singkat dalam lif digunakan sebaik-baiknya untuk touch-up diri sendiri dengan efektifnya. Diperkuatkan lagi dengan lif berdinding cermin. Masa tulah nak tengok rambut, kasut, zip seluar, darjah kesengetan tudung, memeriksa benda asing di pinggir lubang hidung dan bucu mata, dan juga jeling awek sebelah/belakang/depan secara indirect.
Kelima: Biasanya bila lif sampai di common floor seperti G, orang yang menunggu peluang nak masuk mesti meluru terjah masuk tak tentu pasal. Sampaikan tak bagi peluang orang kat dalam ni nak keluar. Entah apa yang dikejarnya tak tau lah pulak. Senario begini sangat biasa diperhatikan di tempat seumpamanya seperti pintu LRT, keretapi, bas dan lain-lain. Rileks la kak, bang. Bagi can la orang keluar dulu.
Keenam: Bagi yang suka sangat menonton filem fiksyen tentang seorang lelaki dan seorang wanita terperangkap dalam lif, bergaduh, dan lama kelamaan timbul rasa cinta, blah blah blah, lupakan je lah impian korang nak merasa insiden tu di alam realiti. Kalau pernah jadi pun, samada sesama jantina, ataupun manusia berlainan jantina yang tak pernah memenuhi citarasa kalian.

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